Rod-Love

Less cone-ventional than cone-love, rod-love is more basic, elemental, and riveting a condition, presenting complete bewitchment.

-- Whenever he beholds her his heart eats itself out, his brain and central nervous system go into a state-of-shock, and all his rods go crazy.

-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.

-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.

by sukadog April 10, 2011

double rod

to take two penises into the mouth or anus simultaneously

I couldn't believe she was able to double rod those two guys, they were HUGE!

by maximumo June 20, 2008

fuel rod

Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.

Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.

Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 27, 2005

Rod man

it’s a boy with long hair who only lesbians go for bc they think they are girls

You look like a rod man

by Havit17 June 10, 2018

Rigs of rods

Rigs of rods, also known as the Father of Beamng drive that includes alotta mods. The game itself is a mod since there are NO vehicles made by the owner (i think). The game was made August 11th 2005. the game is free to install and has multiplayer

Josh: yo i just got beamng drive henry
Henry: bruh you couldve just install it for free by looking up rigs of rods dumm dumm
Josh: certified bruh moment
Henry: certified bruh moment

by racerboie September 15, 2019

Rod dawg

A guy who is inept and overly sensitive, usually resulting from female ridicule over his small penis. Often times this insecurity brings on the desire to compensate, either through purchasing expensive Affliction clothing or by acquiring a penis pump.

Rod dawg done got ditched again by anotha Ho!

by Noseeum January 23, 2014

Crap rod

A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.

Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet

by inyofacenowbisch February 4, 2009