by Slut_lover_420 June 19, 2022

1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all
1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"
2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"
Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "
2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"
Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "
by BobTheBurger November 25, 2016

A kind, generous, loveable, god-fearing man with a propensity for elegance, who carries himself with an immeasurable amount of exaggerated swagger, particularly that of a black teen. He who is bestowed with the forename Scooter is destined for greatness. A funny individual with a dry sense of humor, it takes a certain level of refinement to appreciate his cynical taste, except when it doesn't because he is simultaneously a fucking idiot. Scooter is very big in the art-hoe, Crystal-bitch and busy-body scene due to his laid-back nature and impeccable aesthetic; However he prefers to spend most of his time in solitude.
Person 1: OMG! Is Scooter your real name?
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah
by Notactuallyscooter November 22, 2021

That first bite of ice cream, any flavor, that reminds you of Scooter's Mama, with pretty teeth, eyes like butter, arms wide, bosom heavy.
by deeeeeee01 April 18, 2023

by aubreyvallentine May 21, 2024

A scooter is someone who is very clueless and retarded and doesn’t ever get what anyone says. That is also why you probably looked up this definition.
Person 1:
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:
“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:
“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*
by athena ascending June 9, 2020
