Less cone-ventional than cone-love, rod-love is more basic, elemental, and riveting a condition, presenting complete bewitchment.
-- Whenever he beholds her his heart eats itself out, his brain and central nervous system go into a state-of-shock, and all his rods go crazy.
-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.
-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.
-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.
-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.
by sukadog March 24, 2011
"When we had a height competition, I wanted to win so I concentrated my formidably spunky feces into a stinky rod."
by Drury Lane September 02, 2006
by Havit17 May 27, 2018
Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.
Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.
Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.
Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 27, 2005
A guy who is inept and overly sensitive, usually resulting from female ridicule over his small penis. Often times this insecurity brings on the desire to compensate, either through purchasing expensive Affliction clothing or by acquiring a penis pump.
by Noseeum January 22, 2014
Rigs of rods, also known as the Father of Beamng drive that includes alotta mods. The game itself is a mod since there are NO vehicles made by the owner (i think). The game was made August 11th 2005. the game is free to install and has multiplayer
Josh: yo i just got beamng drive henry
Henry: bruh you couldve just install it for free by looking up rigs of rods dumm dumm
Josh: certified bruh moment
Henry: certified bruh moment
Henry: bruh you couldve just install it for free by looking up rigs of rods dumm dumm
Josh: certified bruh moment
Henry: certified bruh moment
by racerboie September 15, 2019
a mark or bruise left after being penis-whipped. or a mark that looks like it was left by a penis being used like a baton. Typically found on the face.
by Dave the Maestro February 24, 2008