Rod-Love

Less cone-ventional than cone-love, rod-love is more basic, elemental, and riveting a condition, presenting complete bewitchment.

-- Whenever he beholds her his heart eats itself out, his brain and central nervous system go into a state-of-shock, and all his rods go crazy.

-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.

-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.

by sukadog April 10, 2011

double rod

to take two penises into the mouth or anus simultaneously

I couldn't believe she was able to double rod those two guys, they were HUGE!

by maximumo June 20, 2008

Rod man

it’s a boy with long hair who only lesbians go for bc they think they are girls

You look like a rod man

by Havit17 June 10, 2018

fuel rod

Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.

Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.

Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 27, 2005

Crap rod

A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.

Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet

by inyofacenowbisch February 4, 2009

Ass Rod

Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yank-these poking his ass like a pin cushion with performance-enhancing drugs.

man, I ain't like a kid anymore slapping balls over the wall. Think I need to do the Ass Rod thing.

by New York Yank-these September 6, 2013

Rod dawg

A guy who is inept and overly sensitive, usually resulting from female ridicule over his small penis. Often times this insecurity brings on the desire to compensate, either through purchasing expensive Affliction clothing or by acquiring a penis pump.

Rod dawg done got ditched again by anotha Ho!

by Noseeum January 23, 2014