holy blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin in a catholic confessional by the preist while taking a shit.

"Holy shit dude, Eddie went to confess his sins but instead recieved a Holy Blumpkin!"

by wordbender08 May 20, 2008

badabingbada blumpkin

When you get a blumpkin after eating italian food

I took this girl out to dinner at raphaels italian and afterwords she sucked me off while i took a poop. Badabingbada blumpkin

by doody warbucks December 19, 2011

Smashing Blumpkins

When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.

Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.

by Good Writtenz February 23, 2010

raspberry blumpkin

the act of having somebody blow on your stomach while getting a blow job and taking a shit, separate they are all good feelings, but combined the best in the world

Natasha and Stephanie gave Nathaniel a raspberry blumpkin for his birthday.

by tha fuckin infidel August 08, 2006

Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.

I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.

by Onigato June 23, 2010

funky blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin while listening to disco music.

Man, that was one hell of a funky blumpkin.

by rabbi-doom February 08, 2005

The Ultimate Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin

"yo man, over the summer got the ultimate blumpkin in a port-a-john at ozzfest!"

by Sean & Jonas November 03, 2006