9th April

the day where qihom gets spanked

korn: “It’s the 9th April, it’s about to get wild!”
michael: “Yoo, that’s kinda messed up man”

by k0rniy December 2, 2023

December 9th

December 19th is the best holiday Because it’s National take a hoodie from your girl

December 9th

by Extra 2763 December 5, 2023

December 9th

International kill a furry day. Wait until some furries on Reddit see this and be like "oH My GOd tHe AnTIFuRS". What are you waiting for? Go kill a furry already.

Person: *checks calendar*
Oh it's December 9th.
*Kills a bunch of furries circlejerking on Reddit*

by leo123456 December 8, 2023

December 9th

Post your bae today, show em your appreciation for them 😍 !

Chloe: *post bae*
Bae: yoo, why you post me today so randomly?

Chloe: Its December 9th!!!

Bae: Whats December 9th??

Chloe: Post your bae day 🤭

by xozi4n December 8, 2022

July 9th

National Josh is fucking day

Omg it’s July 9th. Time to fuck

by Liljosh July 9, 2023

July 9th

Ignore Edolon Vryche from Vast Error day!! Simply ignore him even if he's going to commit die!!!!:33 July 9th is simply ignore Edolon day!!!

Guy 1: Oh hi edo-
Guy 2: Bro it's July 9th! y'know Ignore Edolon day!!
Edolon: Oh hi!
guys:......
Edolon: guys?

by Ueueurjrii July 9, 2023

August 9th

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass

random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

by dinosaur with 500 teeth August 21, 2023