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Apollo 420 

Huge rocket ship bong being held in CVT and AK's apartment
Bro every time I rip Apollo 420 I am sent straight to hyperspace.
Apollo 420 by AK&CVT September 25, 2017

69,420,666,23 

69,420,666,23 :exists
everyone :*bows down*
69,420,666,23 by erricwithanm September 14, 2020
Funny number
Person one: 69 420
Other person: HAHAHAHAHA
69 420 by Bruh guy bruhhh April 12, 2022

Hindsight is 420

A phrase to console someone who regrets not bringing their weed to a get-together.
Gair: "Bruh you usually look faded by this time on a Friday, what's up?"
Mikel: "Man I thought this was gonna be a sober thing so I didn't bring my herbs, now I'm looking back wishing I had come prepared."
Gair: "Damn that's why your eyes look so clear - your hindsight is 420."
Hindsight is 420 by daltonjfk December 17, 2019

Shrodinger’s 420

a way of making a 4:20 smoke session that you weren't properly prepared for by not checking a clock again after seeing it says 4:20. According to Shrodinger, it is both still 4:20 and not 4:20 so long as you don’t see a clock, so take your time and smoke when ready!
Dude, we’re gonna have to do a Shrodinger’s 420 because I still have to roll a joint!

Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 

A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.
“Sorry man I can’t hop on rocket league today”

“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track
“Fine, you’re excused.”