shower jumped

when in a house with many people and someone gets in another shower at the same time as you, making the water cold.

Jerry: We were up at the cabin and Stephen shower jumped me!

Tim: That's cold dude.

by KenziiLoo September 28, 2008

shower clacks

clacks that live in your shower

"wow! look at those shower clacks in your shower!"

by HEEM! February 23, 2009

shower gumby

When a person intentionally plays with his wiener to make it seem like he has a bigger-than-normal penis in the locker showers

kid 1: "Man did you see the size of Richards wang? It was massive!"

kid 2: "He doesnt really have that big of a penis, he just gave himself a shower gumby."

by John Jonson June 10, 2009

shower daddy

A shower daddy is a jail preference. Usually when a guy that is new and gets Bitchafided by a bigger guy that is there. The bigger guy is considered the shower daddy.

Requise is his shower daddy.

by brolic black guy named requise January 2, 2017

Shower Play

Occurs at the end of a double date between two males and two females. If one male is dissed or not engaged by his female and leaves, the other male can try to entertain and satisfy both females by getting them to have sex with him in the shower. Derived from Power Play as in Hockey.

When Ted left after being told Melissa wasn't attracted to him, Bobby knew that Melissa and Stacy were on the Shower Play.

by Auxirock January 1, 2012

shower pepperoni

The chunky pieces of bloody goop left over when a girl takes a shower at your house while she's on her period. One can often find shower pepperoni after a long night of sex.

Don't let Steph take a shower at your house, unless you want to clean the shower pepperoni out of the drain.

by Chip Diggens June 11, 2006

shower wife

When a man who is married, jacks off to another woman in the shower.

My husband love's his shower wife.

by red daisy July 21, 2008