Hellen Keller Nut

When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak

Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!

by hahasuka December 8, 2020

Bal skit/nut

When u nut/skit from ur nuts after poking a big ol whole in that bitch and just wanking the fuck out of it coz u know u the man and ain't no body know ur amazing technique coz u so primal and manly grrrrrr!!!!

"On the 1st of December me and the homies made an absolutely atrocious bal skit/nut"

Meaning that they Nutting uncontrollable

by Naartjie naat November 7, 2023

Nut Seed Salad

The act of licking/eating ones asshole (tossing one's salad) after ejaculating on to it.

Tom gave her a nut seed salad last night!

by Jzanola January 7, 2022

Nut seat slam

When you are seating on the toilet with your nuts hanging over and go to stand up but your nuts cling to the seat and then drop it about half way up...causing it to slam.

(Seat slamming down)
Oops, looks like Charlie got himself a nut seat slam again.

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao April 26, 2020

dog nut gnat

small, winged flies commonly referred to as fruit flies, often seen gathered around a dog's sweaty nuts

Though I'm excited to not have it flying around my head, you need to go wash your hands after you kill a dog nut gnat. Do you know where it's been?

by iamoutofstep March 10, 2009

inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.

Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time

by Jman699 January 19, 2017

Cane and 1 Nut

When all odds are stacked against you and you go into whatever situation or altercation you are facing and you KILL IT.

Man, I went into that interview with a cane and 1 nut and walked out with a sick job.

by 232 Almond Drive November 21, 2016