National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.

Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day

by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018

National bully boyfriends day

On the 28 november

You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend

Girlfriend: guess what day it is

Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

National Huntting Day

On this day you eat applesauce and shart yourself in bed.

“Are you guys participating in national huntting day? I am”

by buntings fart November 25, 2021

national deaf day

during school or other periods ignore everyone or miss hear them on "accident* #4th December 2021

*mum* hey son how are you
*son* huh what sorry I can't hear*
national deaf day

by urmumisagrandpa November 29, 2021

National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.

Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.

by Kinking728 June 26, 2023

National cuck day

For people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people

Hey Eman, Happy national cuck day

by Yb12364 August 14, 2025

National Maguire day

A day created to celebrate Tobey Maguires legacy as spiderman

May 3rd

Me-Did you look at the date today

Mr.Tunawombocombo- No

Me- it's national Maguire day

by Canibinoid420 November 2, 2021