i hate guys

i hate guys means that u should stay away

Girl: i hate guys.
Boy: im going away from you, u problaby dont like us.

by anonymous December 19, 2022

Hammer guy

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...

Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2022

guy paige

A good looking criminal

Them: Did you meet guy paige?
Other them: yuhhhh he devious

by Montxno December 20, 2022

all guys have kneads

Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.

In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P

by QuacksO December 27, 2022

good guy hitler

In an alternate reality Hitler was successful, kind, justified and made great changes to Germany and many other countries for whatever reason..

Person 1: Dude what do you think life would be like if Hitler was successful?

Person 2: I can one up you, what is Hitler was a good guy?!

A.K.A GOOD GUY HITLER.

by Whynot90 December 27, 2022

No Bullshit Guy

A guy who is generally nice guy but when it comes to serious matters he does not joke around.

James: A customer was disturbing the peace in my shop today, I then phoned the police without even a warning.
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy

by Shaman3 January 1, 2023

That One Guy

That one person who genuinely nobody likes for a certain reason. Everybody knows who you are talking about as soon as you say this.

“That One Guy just asked the teacher about the homework and she forgot about it until he told her.”
“What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023