Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016

bust a rowdy nut

An exceptionally good orgasm.

Yo, my GF was working my dick like a genius works a Rubik's Cube. I mean, she didn't peel no stickers off but the way she "solved" my "crank puzzle" made me bust a rowdy nut.

by Best Gayest Dad January 21, 2018

inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.

Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time

by Jman699 January 19, 2017

No Nut New Years

This man is no longer human or god. He is god of all gods. He knows the last name of Obama. He is the chosen one

A God that doesnt nut from Nov. 1 to Jan. 1, No Nut New Years.

by AGod0607 November 1, 2019

Hellen Keller Nut

When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak

Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!

by hahasuka December 8, 2020

sloppy joe nut

When you come really hard and have diarrhea at the same time

The sex was really good, but then my body realized that I'd had too much Taco Bell. So, yeah, when I came it was a sloppy joe nut.

by CallMePickles November 3, 2021

3 Nut November

3 Nut November is the easier version of No Nut November (for people that have a girlfriend and have to keep her happy.)
In 3 Nut November you HAVE to nut 3 times not more or less and if you dont you fail it.

My Girlfriends Unhappy she needs my dick i think i'll participate in 3 Nut November this year instead of No Nut November.

by William D.White Blackman November 9, 2021