John

that mf John is acting goofy today.

by goofyboytalkreckless November 23, 2021

John is the name of a sexy mf who has alot of hoes.

Damn hes so John.

Dudley is about to smack the s*** outta John. 😊

by Kaitie_e7 October 10, 2019

Cute funny always happy but when mad can be very angry great soccer player and a good hugger/kisser

by jv to smooth March 28, 2022

John deserves a Carlee.

“Who are you with john.”
“oh my girlfriend carlee”

by hgccc November 9, 2021

hi apple. my name is john not apple. yes you are don't fucking lie

by jlilxow August 4, 2023

he’s that guy in your life who won’t *admit* that he’s gay but everyone knows he likes men.
he also looks a lot like Arthur, like, it’s uncanny

“John, get out of my chair!”

by deinemutter@939996 January 16, 2023