knee slap

when you slap your girls titties but they are so hard they dont clap back

i gave her a knee slap, smirking.

"yeah, they were so hard it was a full on knee slap."

by knockknockdefinetime June 18, 2022

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Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

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Cyber slap

Whenever one spots a Tesla cyber truck, they must slap whoever is next to them and say the catchphrase above. CYBER SLAP!

Similar to the punching that occurs when one spots a Volkswagen beetle, and then punches their friend, this is the modern day equivalent.

A term coined by unpopular/indie author, Kaitlyn Johnson.

"Cyber slap!" *slaps the person next to them*

by Lucy Cunningham May 26, 2025

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Port Chester Slap

the "Port Chester Slap" occurs in only one situation. A guy is hitting it from the back and pretends to cum on the girl's ass. Instead, he cums in his hand. The girl turns around and the guy slaps her across the face with his hand filled with cum. Don't ask why it's called the Port Chester Slap, God only knows.

Derived from the deepest parts of Westchester NY only those who dare to cum on their girl's back have the chance at hitting her with the "Port Chester slap"
Dirty as fuck.

by userxx35s#x November 8, 2022

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