Pain in my ass

Someone whose sole existence is to piss you off and bother you.

John, you are being a really big pain in my ass today.

by Happy wife happy life July 14, 2015

Pardon my Emo

A take off of Pardon my French, used when one is not normally emotional, but says something to the effect of Emo.

A: She's really something...
B: Come on, you just wanna tap that shit!
A: No...I just wanna hold her and love her...pardon my emo.

by Spectre2689 January 10, 2006

my ass

Spoken in a moment of extreme disbelief! Tag this onto the end of a sentence that describes the doubtful scenario.

I'll see you bright and early tomorrow at six AM! MY ASS!

by Anonymous October 24, 2001

eat my poo

A threat that challenges an individual to eat one's excrement. It originates from the fact that poo is disgusting (unless served with a side salad in a pita bread) and therefore eating it would be disgusting. This means that the challenge will most probably be failed, therefore making the non-poo eater a failure.

"Yo smelly smell smell head, eat my poo"

Person 1: I am going to eat your nan
Person 2: Yeah right, eat my poo!
Person 1: No
Person 2: Haha, you did not rise to my challenge henceforth making you a failure and a smaller man than I. Hell I bet your penis doesn't even reach the end of your scrotty bag

by Bumhead October 22, 2004

orgasm in my mouth

When you eat food that is so freakin fantastic that it's like having an orgasm... but in your mouth... and without a mess.

Man, that Thai food was so phat that i'm having an orgasm in my mouth. I'm spent!

by Leif June 10, 2006

tickle my pickle

To masturbate, or jack off. Could also mean a girl is giving you a blowjob or handjob aswell.

Example: My gf just tickled my pickle of mine last night. I came all over her face and she licked the cum off.

tickle my pickle.

by LittleRocketMan June 9, 2017

L my V

lick my vagina. girl come back to S my D.

why don't you L my V

by kleigh! January 25, 2008