When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.
by Jman699 January 19, 2017
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Though I'm excited to not have it flying around my head, you need to go wash your hands after you kill a dog nut gnat. Do you know where it's been?
by iamoutofstep March 10, 2009
Get the dog nut gnat mug.When you are seating on the toilet with your nuts hanging over and go to stand up but your nuts cling to the seat and then drop it about half way up...causing it to slam.
by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao April 26, 2020
Get the Nut seat slam mug.Occurs in a game of conkers, where the conker of the striker splits and breaks upon impact against their opponents conker.
A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.
A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.
Juliette swung her conker, connecting perfectly with her opponents. The conker shattered and for a moment she thought she had won, the reality was she had been the victim of and Auto Nut Split and so lost the match.
by Colin Bucket December 19, 2019
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Get the After Nut Pee mug.by Jzanola January 7, 2022
Get the Nut Seed Salad mug.When u nut/skit from ur nuts after poking a big ol whole in that bitch and just wanking the fuck out of it coz u know u the man and ain't no body know ur amazing technique coz u so primal and manly grrrrrr!!!!
"On the 1st of December me and the homies made an absolutely atrocious bal skit/nut"
Meaning that they Nutting uncontrollable
Meaning that they Nutting uncontrollable
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