bruh momentum

In a videogame: That one "bruh moment" when you teleport backwards or forwards, for no reason, and die.

He had such bad ping lmao. The guy moved into the next fucking dimension. The game probably told him that his girlfriend is alone in her hosue. Bruh momentum.

by 301|v April 3, 2020

Mement

A moment shared by two or more individuals wherein a sudden mutual bond is shared around a possibly obscure meme. Often experienced when two folks from an online community meet by chance where each has a similar memetic reaction to the surroundings, conversation or scenario they find themselves in.

My instructor says in a faked sophisticated Mexican accent, "I don't always pass a student that rarely shows up." I quickly interupted, "but when I do, it's with a 'D-'." Suddenly, we realized we'd shared a mement.

by kilsek November 16, 2011

Momence

Momence is most notable for its annual Gladiolus Festival that occurs every August. The town has also been featured in various films and shows such as Fargo. Every citizen claims they met Chris Rock due to this. Floating on the river also counts as transportation.

“OMG I met Chris Rock on set in Momence!”
“You weren’t in town that day..”

by ThatAlienInTheAttic February 2, 2021

Momeny

An adjective combining money, and moment. Meaning the moment of money. Sometimes having an evil like background.

In an instant momeny rose over the greedy man, he finally reached the prosperity that been seeking his entire life.

by Kjrsmile February 23, 2009

surprise gay moments

When you begin to come midst a special movie, the camera swaps to the single scene of the sweaty guy's mush, wearing an expression of jizztasticness that only makes the moment more disappointing as he grunts. You've shared a surprise gay moment.

This adult movie may contain surprise gay moments

by Gay surprise May 7, 2011

momentum

a woman with large breasts

Oh no, that figure-skater can't stop, she has too much momentum!

by majorpeanut July 11, 2010

'Oh My God!!!' moments

Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.

Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...

by death to justin bieber February 22, 2011