Snot-job snowball

The act of sucking snot from another person's nose, then transferring it back and forth with eachothers mouths. The snot ball should continue to grow in size and take on a snowmobile effect.

I had such a bad cold last week, so my girl decided to give me a snot-job snowball. It was just what I needed to clear up my sinuses.

by Kirbizzal May 27, 2016

Clearasil Job

When a man/woman does not wash his/her face for at least several days before giving a hand job with the sole purpose of using the excess oil from his/her face as lubricant.

Damn, that Clearasil job Rebecca just gave me was amazing! She hadn't washed her face in weeks, so it was extra oily.

by PolarBearExpress April 21, 2016

Nut job

When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.

That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.

by bkitch37 October 6, 2016

robin job

Performing a blowjob on a placid penis.

My man couldn't get it up last night so I gave him a Robin Job. What? Yeah, I blew him with a soft penis. I looked like a Robin pulling a worm out of the ground.

by Aehster September 24, 2016

yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl

Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs

by 30seconejob September 10, 2016

Lie-Job

When somebody lies about getting past base 1

Rory: I got a blowie
Chris: Thats a lie-job mate.

by DementedSquirrel September 7, 2016