Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.

I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

lean job

A lean job is essentially a hand job, but incorporates the use of vaseline as a lubricant.

Colin: Man, after I finished giving Esther a break last night, I was still able to talk her into giving me a lean job.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

ocular job

when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.

Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!

by bbyoincorp March 17, 2011

Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020

Slurp Job

When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.

Yo bro, Vanessa’s pretty fat, but she can give one hell of a slurp job

by Zander 632 August 5, 2023

Job Done

1. Someone that successfully gets the Job Done

Example: Uber simply doesn't get the Job Done

Example: Pluto and Lu are the only niggaz getting the Job Done

by JDlu February 21, 2021

Skyrim Job

The act of having a girl put her legs behind her head like a normal rim job, then lifting her in the air above you and eating out her ass.

She lost her fear of heights after I gave her a good skyrim job.

by Kewl Munky June 1, 2012