This child molester once kidnapped 18 children and he left a note saying "your mum gae" you must put "no u " on your story to stop him from raping you in your sleep tonight.
Jeff : $ki ma$K is coming
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few
$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few
$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester
by Clammymuslim May 24, 2018
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When you don't beat your dick and begin a streak. Some say God streak reflects not beating your dick to pay your respects to God.
by Dont forgive me November 1, 2021
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