Sports Guy

A man who is sporty.

I'm a sports guy because I'm sporty

by UltimateDoge August 31, 2022

old guy bathed

the old guy asks you to be bathed, when he already been bathed

the old guy bathed when you bathed the old guy in the squat rack and the old guy comes and ask you to be bathed

by teratin June 14, 2023

sidearm guy

1) in lacrosse, a chief who refuses to shoot overhand even when it would be more convenient to do so. a sidearm guy always shoots sidearm because he thinks it looks cool.

2) in life, anyone who insists on doing everything in a lazy or inappropriate manner. They wear hats cocked at stupid angles and leave trash all over the floor. this is derived from definition 1), as sidearm guys translate their sidearm ways into an entire lifestyle.

Hey sidearm guy how about shooting overhand once in a while? You might hit the cage. (P.S.... you're brute)

Hey sidearm guy how about putting your life back together.. it's in shambles right now.

by William Stickers III July 25, 2014

marine and gui

very cringe couple oh my god

oh my god they remind me of marine and gui

by juan-francesco March 28, 2018

Sandwich Guy

A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.

Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!

by kahndor May 23, 2013

Ty the Asian Guy

A very highly extremely Asian person, is NOT African or burnt.
Also is quite stupid.

"Ty the Asian Guy you are so Asian omg I bet you eat pizza using chopsticks."

by Asiankuun December 14, 2018

costco guys

cawst-co-gize Father-son duo on TikTok, under the alias @a.j.befumo. Known for their seemingly excessive obsession with Costco, partaking in social media trends at the same local Costco in every video. Coined the nickname due to their beaming passion for Costco.

Costco employee: Why the fuck is this grown man and his son dancing in the poultry aisle?! I see them every day!
Costco manager: Because they are the costco guys.

by tmkkmt May 30, 2024