vacation tits

When a girl is on vacation and her tits are out to play - roaming free, feeling the breeze, that fresh vacation air. AKA no bra.

"Do you need to wear a bra with that?"
"No, my vacation tits are out!"

by Khaleesi_Law September 13, 2018

tits

something on a womans chest that i live to look at

Amy: hey jacob you like this new shirt i got?
Jacob: *stares at tits*
Amy: well? 🙄

by conan gray May 21, 2020

rusty tits

Granny tits.

Man I love sucking on some rusty tits.

by Algdsldfglfdsg January 7, 2017

tits

It's a symbol of God's best creation.

I love your huge fucking tittys.

-Tits

by BigFuckingTittysGirl March 19, 2017

Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

by good egg June 27, 2024

Butt Tits

Usually common in elderly women. The buttocks needs to be sagging, resembling loose skin. There is a mole on each cheek which looks like nipples, giving the buttocks an uncanny resemblance to actual tits. Elderly women usually hide this.

"Yo, did you hear about Queen Elizabeth's butt tits?" asked Jon

"No, why?" replies Austin

"She has been keeping them hidden from the public for years!" Jon exclaims.

by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts November 30, 2024