The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.
by Stuntotheclown January 04, 2021
by Fasrfcswegvccff March 02, 2022
Your friend from highscools dad that let's you get drunk at his house but then makes you do manual labor in the morning while hungover.
I got drunk at my friend's house last night but then bug John got us up in the morning to chop firewood.
by Arm Barner November 18, 2021
Fresh and based rap/hip-hop/lofi artist just making it out the hood and onto streaming services with an album in the works..
Caidin: "Yo you heard the new Sev John song that dropped today?"
Dave: "No, who is that?"
Caidin: "You don't know who Sev John is? You're missing out!"
Dave: "No, who is that?"
Caidin: "You don't know who Sev John is? You're missing out!"
by roberttelos May 15, 2022
Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023
Weird high school, sure you may meets some cool friends. However everyone is fake in a way, everyone has a story to tell. Whether it’s there own or someone else’s. The teachers are strange but like the students, some are chills. You’ll find your group here, just watch out for the creeps and weirdos. Yes there are drugs and alcohol here, but isn’t there that in regular high school too. Possible racism and sexism jokes but you move on. If you come here, enjoy your own life with your own people, don’t let anything bring you down.
I went to St. John Paul II High School, four years of hell, but in the end it was worth it… somewhat.
by Bobberdummy September 08, 2021
Best used when you are upset with your partner. You are doing your girl missionary, you pull out and lean back in a full service stance. With a loud grunt of effort overhand spike your load into her face. Then with John energy yell at her "you're a disgrace!" Then storn out of the room mumbling to yourself "40 love".
I was mad at my girlfriend last night. Totally subjected her to a John mackenroe. Made me feel much better.
by DaveKendrick December 25, 2023