Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet

I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.

by KtwotheY October 27, 2017

Combining Squirt

The act of a girl hershey squirting on a guys face. Then in return you shall jizz on her face then you make out with her.

My girl loves to do Combining squirt when she is bored.

by MrWankpants October 30, 2017

shootin' squirrels

A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.

Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.

by whenindoubtwritesomething November 26, 2017

tip squirrels

When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.

Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.

by Tip Squirrels December 5, 2017

exploding squirrel

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

by applejuice time January 9, 2018

hillbilly squirrel

A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox

Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

Gangbang Squirt

A phrase used to express extreme enthusiasm or zeal. Akin to "Allahu-Akbar."

"Thank god its the last day of school."
"For real man, gangbang squirt."

by StarvinMarvin June 7, 2018