popman

The god of all greatness also someone at my dog

popman praise

by Charon7000 October 8, 2020

Peter Popper

The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.

"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"

by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013

come to poppa

An often whispered enticement for a desired outcome in gambling, games, money or love.

You sweet little thing in your sheer teddy, COME TO POPPA!

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Pop~Tarts

Fruit inside a crust; delicious toasted or just right out of the box! There's so many flavors!

The brown~sugar Pop~Tarts are my most favorite!

by Starchylde June 4, 2016

Dent Popper

When you get fresh with a woman and you find out that one of her nipples is inverted so you have to perform a “Dent Popper” on the problem area by violently and swiftly sucking on the nipple until you feel it pop back out in your mouth.

I was getting fresh with Tina and when she took her shirt off I noticed her left nipple was inverted like an Indiana pothole so I performed the infamous Dent Popper on her.

I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.

She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.

by fat obese lady April 15, 2018

Unpopular Popular Kid

That person that almost everyone knows in school, he is usually chill with everyone, avoids conflict that isnt his business, very loyal to their friends, talks to some popular girls but not the most popular of them, doesn't really get girls but flirts a lot, very caring and tells people things as they are, isn't invited to anything by anyone but his closest friends usually of which they only have 2 and usually once home instantly turns on his PC/Console and games all night, he never speaks to his friends when he's not in school unless they ask for something and usually the answer will always be yes even though it shouldn't be and is quite depressed.

Friend: From the amount of people around here that know you , you must have been quite popular back then.
You: Uhh, sort of. I was more of the unpopular popular kid.

by OhDearItsMe December 17, 2019

Popcorn Police

Popcorn Police are the armed guards who work at the movie theater. Their main function is active shooter situations and to protect the theater staff. However, sometimes they get bored and chase noisy teenagers out of the movies. Or catch kids sneaking into the theater or into other movies after theirs has ended.

"I don't want to sneak into this movie. The Popcorn Police will catch us!" "The Popcorn police are eyeballing our group. We better be quiet."

by Valhalla MMA April 22, 2019