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Dirty protester 

This is a person so angry or disturbed with life, that upon entering a toilet cubicle they will poo in their hand and wipe it on and around the cubicle and surrounding area.
Giles; for fuck sake I'm so pissed off with life.

Jack; you just need to express yourself.

Nirav; i agree why don't you go and do a dirty protester?

Dirty Windshield Wiper 

When a girl gives a guy a hand job and he busts on her hand she proceeds to wipe the cum on the guys face.
Dude, i was getting a great hand job and all of a sudden she gave me a dirty windshield wiper>

Dirty Stankovic 

When somebody sits on someones face while sleeping bare nakid and rips a STANKY fart on their face, getting the person really mad!
Josh: Hey I'm pretty bored, what shoud we do right now that would be funny?

Henry: Let's give Joey the dirty stankovic! That'll sure piss him off

Dirty Pimp Limp 

A variation on bagpiping in which a man puts his throbbing stonker in the back of someones knee.
John: I met this bird at a party the other night. I took her home to smash her pasty but she was on the blob so I ended up giving her a dirty pimp limp.

Dave: Top drawer mate.
Dirty Pimp Limp by Doombadger October 27, 2010

dirty git 

git - person - usually stupid or nasty in their behaviour. Right git, stupid git, dirty git.
Can be used when making jest of somebody's actions, e.g. have you just tripped over? You stupid git. You should have watched where you was going then.
Used when highlighting someones perverse nature as in when someone relays a filthy joke - the dirty git, you dirty git. A girlfriend seeing her boyfriend looking at page three may exclaim, You dirty git!
dirty git by dmr1970 December 1, 2010

dirty rhombus 

A sex act involving four people. Essentially a 69 position taken to the next dimension.

Requirements for the dirty rhombus are that all of the participants must be of roughly the same length from genitals to mouth so that when they are engaged in the act of blowing each other or eating each other out they form a quadrilateral with equal sides.
Billy and I are going to get those two girls involved in a dirty rhombus.
Billy and I just dirty rhombied those two girls.
dirty rhombus by donttestmebro January 19, 2011