by Slick donk April 6, 2019

When one takes "eating the booty like groceries " top seriously and puts milk and cereal into ones butt crack and ears it with a spoon.
by señor snatch March 16, 2015

Persons sole job is to clean the cum up inside and out of a frequently fucked pussy everytime it's fucked by anybody other than her mate!
by Bluebook766 August 21, 2016

What a newly divorced 40 something man screws. She is between the ages of 23-27, not super bright and works as a waitress or bartendar at the bar he frequents, because he has no real friends or social skills. He hits on her because 1) he thinks he's cool because someone 20 years younger is attracted to him (ie: his money) and 2) because she is the only female he sees on a regular basis. He can "stalk" her and she doesn't even know it because he is a permanant fixture at that bar.
by crazybutnotdumb December 30, 2010

When you feel the bugs inside your vagina developing corona virus so you douche your poon out with hand sanitizer and it burns so good.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

A really open ass piece of pussy that nobody likes. He is typically standing outside of stores waiting to get licked.
by Ramon Abarca April 24, 2017

by Child Pornography November 1, 2021
