National send tits pic day

November 4th is the day you got to send a picture of your tits to your love ones

Hey, it’s national send tits pic day.
Can I get one?

by xXHunter99Xx November 4, 2023

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National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies

Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

by ItzJohnDoe November 24, 2020

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Purple tits

What happens to one's (usually a woman's) breasts when the circulation to/mostly from them is restricted.

I get purple tits after I tie my tits off with pantyhose or put rubber bands around them.

by peeholepenny October 21, 2019

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(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.

“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.

by spinamutis November 12, 2023

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I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her

^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!

by thurb April 16, 2023

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