Mario Party Superstars

Rush into the usual hustle of the Mario Party games, and choose between some of Nintendo's all-stars with no practical differences... except, for some reason, you think picking Yoshi makes you win more. Then, choose between one of five classic multicolored gauntlets taken from the first three games, to run around in literal circles collecting Coins and Stars at the speed of plate tectonics, and deciphering the special gimmicks of each stage, that will either give you untold riches or totally ruin any chance you have of winning, often both in the same game, as you're pushed off the map, have the Star moved from right in front of you, take out a second mortgage as you land on the 14th Bowser Space, or just have your Star stolen right out of your hands by someone you nominally like, all in between playing minigames for money like that's something people actually enjoy. Then push through as this hellish cycle repeats over and over again, until you finally get to the end of your rounds and everything is tallied up, only for you to lose because someone failed upwards for stepping on the most red squares or something, in a system that feels like running a triathlon just to play Russian roulette, but with five bullets, that, despite all these years of playing, will never numb the rage you feel at being made a fool by the uncaring whims of this game. And yes, I know that you can take Bonus Stars off, but is that really worth getting roasted by your friends for the rest of your life?

My top 3 key highlights in Mario Party Superstars are...

"I was about to reach the finish line in Spin Doctor until someone beats me at the last millisecond!"

"In the 2nd turn in Peach's Birthday Cake, my brother got his FIRST lucky star (before anyone else) thanks to an unexpected hidden block."

"As turns went on after getting a star, they're prone to landing on a Bowser Space for instant karma!"

by CALIMEXAS DISCORDINATOR January 10, 2022

Randy worker's party

Randy worker's party, is a satirical political party by unknown people on discord and Instagram the memes started when a group of people come across a particular person who is randy aguirre, randy said a lot of idiotic things and his girlfriend didn't like him, those unknown people first were trying to help him with the relationship as time move on he became an disagreeable person, his girlfriend cheated him with fourth people? they got back together plenty of times some will say 5 times others will say 4. There was a lot of drama with randy aguirre memes involved a satirical political party which has two names one is Randy worker's party and other is Randyism...

Randyism is the definition of imbeciles.
King of imbeciles..
Hey have you heard about randy worker's party is a satirical political party..

by Mocnucl May 19, 2022

London Tea Party

When you and your bro are fucking a girl from behind and the front and you play chess and drink tea and eat biscuits on her back.

Bro last night's London Tea Party was epic.

by 13inchessoft February 3, 2022

Boston Tea Party

A sexual act consisting of at least 3 people simultaneously teabagging another, while another person dumps their clothes or other important possessions out of a window or into the trash. This act is often seen as retaliatory.

"Billy's boys decided to give Susan a Boston Tea Party after she cheated on Billy. They convinced her to go down on them while Billy trashed her favorite hoodies."

by XJ900 February 18, 2022

Boston Pee Party

When you’re doing anal with your GF and she pisses all over you. 10/10 would not recommend.

Bro my girl went all Boston Pee Party on my dick last night. Fucking gross.

by Raceday48 May 18, 2021

Tea Party Syndrome

When someone takes their sweet time to be in your presence instead of being in a hurry to leave.

I hate it when people have the Tea Party Syndrome because I'd rather be alone with my girlfriend.

by RonnieZazo September 3, 2021

Christmas Party of 2021

A party at the end of the horrible year of 2020 and 2021 to celebrate the ending of the 'Covid Year'. In this party we all enjoy and relish to celebrate the probable decline of COVID-19.

Hey Bro you coming to the Christmas Party of 2021?

by TweetTheOriginal November 23, 2021