morning brown

It's coffee, ya' fuck.

Get yourself a cup of Morning Brown.

by Falland November 16, 2020

Brohemochip

Brohemochip is when someone is the coolest bro you know. It is a bro that would do anything for you. It's is a combination of the two terms of brotato chip and brohemoth. It was a word created by God himself

If you knew Chuck Noris, then he would be a brohemochip to you.

by Jmoose01 March 6, 2017

Brock Landers

Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.

Brock Landers: Illinois is only -6? A FUKKIN RUBBERBAND PLAY!

by broke lenders January 19, 2012

Brownback

When a person, after pulling out from unprotected anal sex, smears or frosts fecal matter all over another person's back, either with their penis, strap-on, or dildo/vibrator, for sexual enjoyment . Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who proposed gutting the legal protections for LGBT individuals in the State of Kansas.

Did you just "Sam Brownback" me?
If you mean, did I just smear fecal matter all over your back after pulling my penis out of your ass and as a result get even more turned on, then yes, I did.

by Offical outrage February 11, 2015

Broken windows

Crystal meth

That foo is smoking broken windows

by Eagerone September 12, 2018

Browmance

Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.

“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”

by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017

Brotrothed

Engaged to be brothers in law. Both parties are brotrothed to one another.

Cillian is marrying my sister, he and I are brotrothed.

by Engaged as hell! November 18, 2011