Dick On The Shelf

Dick On The Shelf or D.O.T.S refers to a strategy girls use when their relationship falls through or their routine dick appointmentgoes south on them. This commonly occurs when the guy is not hip enough to realize that he's been put on the back burner until she has use for him. Until then, he will not hear from said female because she's "busy".

Buddy 1: Weird thing just happened. This girl that I haven't heard from in weeks just waved to me on Facebook because I'm nearby.
Buddy 2: Yeah her F.W.B just ended and you're her Dick On The Shelf
Buddy 1: Dick on the shelf ?
Buddy 2: Yup, D.O.T.S homie.

by Syrpgangwaffuldaeus August 3, 2018

fly dick

A person with a tiny penis.

Person 1-look at my penis
Person 2- that's tiny man, you got a fly dick

by D.ave August 10, 2016

Dick Glamouring

the act of controlling or mesmerizing males/females to do your will with the beauty/perfection of your penis. Some people have hinted that 'dick glamour' is an urban legend but there have been documented cases though they are few and far between.

Beth his cock was so hot: his dick glamouring was unreal. I have never been dick glamoured before but after tonight I know I am under his spell.

by wellappointedV December 1, 2014

leprechaun dick

Similar to when you hit someone with the bat in super smash bros., you k.o. whoever you are giving leprachaun dick to

I’m bout to give dis bitch leprechaun dick

by Muskman2510 February 8, 2018

Dick List

A list of the men who have penetrated a woman's vagina.

I got drunk with that cute guy and added him to my dick list.

by Rynesdad June 9, 2016

dick slash

A word to use when you've had enough of the persons shit that's talking to you.

shut up you dick slash.

by hempy2014 June 27, 2014

Fuckin' with dick

Being for the boys with absolutely no beef.

When you're down with that sweat.

When reception is chill.

*OB and CJ in the Equinox locker room, cocks out*
OB: I love you stupid CJ
Josh: I love you too G
OB: ahh man you're fuckin' with dick tho!
CJ: You know I'm fuckin' with dick! Stupid Barstow! HEE!

by KELLZZZ March 3, 2021