Hand job

A funny game on MXC or having a female do mastribation for a male.

Hey, you see MXC? The game hand job looked pretty cool.
No, I was getting a hand job from Katie, so i missed it.

by KawaiiAnime November 25, 2003

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

Hand fetish

A person who has a fetish for hands

Damn Amber has such a hand fetish

by Felixhasnicefingers March 31, 2020

Handcuffed

verb. past tense. used when something has been handcuffed

also used whenever something has happened and needs to be pointed out.

You just got handcuffed!
I cant believe you just handcuffed that guy, it was totally ridiculous.
That goalie completely handcuffed you in that last game.
I was walking down the street yesterday and got handcuffed.
I cant open my car door...Its been handcuffed.
I got handcuffed by the cops.
I handcuffed him.
You handcuffed me.
My calculator has been handcuffed.
That homework handcuffed my social life.

by Handcuffer April 23, 2009

like the palm of his hand

Used in place of the expression, "knows it like the the back of his hand", implying one having an intimate relationship with the palm of their hand.

Bob knows these back country roads like the palm of his hand.

by iluvmako December 4, 2011

Pimp Hand

Your ability to pimp a ho.

Is your pimp hand strong?

by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003

HANDSOME

this is the word that describes BTS members

"v is so HANDSOME"

by ranz kyle June 21, 2018