October 26

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome

Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day

by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019

October 26

Put a finger in your girlfriends butthole day.

Her: eeyyyyy what are ya doin????
Him: Nothing, its october 26. I can put my finger in your asshole hehe

by MoaOLOF October 25, 2019

October 25

October 25th is ‘tell the fittest person you know that they are fit’ ❤️

Hey, I think your pretty fit ngl

Thanks I think your pretty fit too

October 25th

by National-Days October 25, 2019

26th October

Complement your bf/gf all day. On appearance and personality

26th October:

Boyfriend: Hey u are rlly nice and cute

Girlfriend: Awwww thanks u too

by Brad_doco October 25, 2019

October 26th

National give back poncho day.

Bella give Aidan his god damn poncho back it’s October 26th!

by Poncho-lover69 October 25, 2019

October 25

Kick everyone named Sophie day

October 25 is where Sophie’s get wrecked

by Baconboobs October 25, 2019

october 26th

national boyfriend day on october 26th do anything that your boyfriends tells you to do ladies act like hes the king!

On october 26th her boyfriend tells her what to do

by October 26th October 25, 2019