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beef witted apple john
One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.
"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."
beef witted apple john by Tony John C October 10, 2007
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Fort St John
Fort St John by Brittany2124 February 1, 2009
lil john
An artist/producer that is known for his gammar, or lack there of. He is widely known for creating beats and tracks using only the words "WHAT, OKAY AND YEAH!" He rolls with his posse THE EAST SIDE BOYZ and all they do is sip Crunk Juice from a gasoline holder and add the word "SHAWDAY" shorty to the hook. Lil John sports long, nappy dreadlocks, gold teeth, and carries a pimp chalis/cup everywhere he goes. Some people hate on John, but I say "Dont hate, CONGRATULATE!" CUT THE CHECK!!!!!!! HAAAAAHNH!
If you purchase the Chappelle Show DVD collection or watch Comedy Central, you can see an exellent skit about Lil John
attention john
A person who humors the attention whore by giving him or her exactly what he or she wants - attention. In essence, the attention john gives the attention whore business, much like a regular whore-john relationship.
Jeb: Poor Bobby had an asthma attack when the elevator became stuck.
Fran: It wasn't real. He faked it. He doesn't even have asthma!
Jeb: I won't listen to this! I'm going to go comfort Bobby and wait on him for the rest of the day!
Fran: You are such an attention john!
Fran: It wasn't real. He faked it. He doesn't even have asthma!
Jeb: I won't listen to this! I'm going to go comfort Bobby and wait on him for the rest of the day!
Fran: You are such an attention john!
attention john by Spivvy April 2, 2008
Goin' John Mayer
To once having pretty good alternative music, but for no apparent reason just start making slow acoustic crap that no one likes. Includes making generic music videos of just sitting on a stool playing a guitar, and walking around a bit, with no destination in mind.
"Well one likes the music I'm playing, I'm Goin' John Mayer! People will have to like my music then!"
"Yea I doubt that."
"Yea I doubt that."
Goin' John Mayer by Drums Guns and Fun December 6, 2009
bean john
bean john by Cool guy tobey January 22, 2018