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Ling Fish

A red head ex-stripper, usually over 6ft, who has a pet bird and dog and spends all day trying to get attention.
Stop annoying the bird, shut up you Ling Fish.
by filletsofish January 25, 2024
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Fishing

A term for a female masturbating with her fingers
Bro, my girl was fishing last night.
by Fountain of cum February 6, 2024
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So long, and thanks for all the fish

The quote dolphins said before they flew away in the first book of Douglas Adams's series "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". They say this because they are more intelligent and tried to warn us of the Vogon's plan to destroy Earth. The reason the Vogons want to destroy Earth is to make an intergalactic freeway and earth Is in the way.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!-Dolphins
by BRITNEY_BITCH April 5, 2023
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snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.
Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.
by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023
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Rooster fish

Look at that faggot he is a true rooster fish!
by jobob78 April 6, 2023
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Chicken-fish

Established in 2004, Chicken-fish is a non-religious replacement holiday occurring at the same time as Easter, for those not celebrating Easter or other holidays around this time of year for any reason. It often involves a potluck dinner, with board games, video games or role-playing games in place of family socializing as it is also a holiday for those unable for one reason or another to be with their families.
The only hard and fast rule is that there should be chicken and fish present, the host should prepare the chicken, but the fish must (by way of tradition) remain frozen in the freezer.
I'm celebrating chicken-fish with some friends instead of Easter this year.
by B0rk3dmachine April 9, 2023
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Fish n' Ships

If Dr Harold Shipman's old surgery in Hyde were to be turned into a chippy. This would be the name.
Let's go to Dr Shipman's old surgery and get some Fish n' Ships.
by LordJenal April 12, 2023
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