Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

government job

Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."

Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".

by chamolm June 10, 2024

job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.

I forewent the sport training because of job lag.

by modhek May 25, 2021

Zip job

Moment before climate the gimp zips the his mouth zipper end in a white and red ending

Last night I had a great zip job

by J0z1f April 13, 2020

casino job

A messy or dirty job. Unwanted jobs that include a dirty, messy or disordely environment. Examples: sanitation workers, sewer inspector, horse stall cleaner.

From the Italian word casino meaning mess, messy, disorderly.

Lyrically used in many rap, hip-hop, and pop songs.

"My boy uneducated, not street wise, he work a casino job, no respect for such a slob".

"He didn't finish high-school so he could only get a casino job scrubbing toilets".

by BEEZEE88 December 26, 2024

Pop job

When a girl takes pop rocks puts them in her mouth and gives you a blow job

Bro my student asked me to change her grade I said no so she grabs pop rocks and gives me a pop job

by Hfjdjdjdkx June 6, 2018

piss job

When a man pees a stream onto a woman's clit.

Doctor: So have you had any strange activities that may have caused this uti? Not peeing after sex?
Woman: Well I did let a man give me a piss job... Maybe that was it.

by slimeunicorn69 July 11, 2025