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by StrayCat222282 August 24, 2020
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Dick Debt

When a man goes in without a condom and lands himself in debt.
Hey did you hear that Josh Cuntfield landed himself in Dick Debt last night with the Blair Bitch Project? Man that is the 5th kid and it will will be the debt of him. Wear a condom.
by MartMart210 August 27, 2020
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Curry Dick

The art of keeping down a chicken biryani with korma sauce whilst giving a blowjob, only to suddenly gag and chun over his cock.
Eve was deepthroating her boyfriends dick after a takeaway, only to gag leaving him with curry dick.
by chatchatmoo August 31, 2020
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dick driven

someone who is so driven by the goal of attaining penis that they let things that they normally would not let slide to happen because it clouds their judgment.
I can’t believe I was unbothered by him finishing on my expensive couch. I was so dick driven.
by marigoldsister October 7, 2020
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The Dick Clark

Also known as the Auld Lang Syne, this is when a guy: 1) dips his balls in glue, 2) dips his balls into a bowl of glitter, 3) counts down from 10, 4) drops his glitter-covered balls into a girl's mouth as he cries out "Happy New Year!"
I rang in the New Year by givin' this bitch The Dick Clark.
by Josiah Clevenger October 6, 2012
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Tofu Dick

A male that is a vegetarian.
Hey that girl over there had sex with Mike and PJ just because they are vegetarians, she must really like that tofu dick.
by KieferC October 17, 2012
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dick dangler

Cross-country runners who wear short-shorts (usually without anything underneath) when they run, and have the possibility of having their dick dangle out the bottom of their shorts.
Person 1: Hey, did you see those dick danglers run by?
Person 2: I swear i saw one of their dicks out the bottom of their shorts..
by YojimboRowan October 19, 2012
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