my boy bestie

Your best male friend

The boy you fall back on when you don't have a boyfriend. Platonic love male best friend

I've been out with my boy bestie

My boy bestie took me out and cheered me up

by Theatregirl March 18, 2014

tickle my gooch

Tickle my gooch is a phrase used to request momentary attention from others.

Hey guys, will you tickle my gooch for a second and listen to this demo CD that I made last week?

by stevenjunkporter December 9, 2010

tending to my cats

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.

Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.

by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 1, 2018

Explosions in my Pants

See band: Explosions in the Sky

(listening to Explosions in the Sky, aka Explosions in my Pants)

Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.

by Zenigma December 13, 2009

whose in my mouth

a sex game where the girls are blindfolded and they have to guess whose penis is in their mouth.

yo danielle and jamie played whose in my mouth lastnight and jamie guessed everyone right

by the assassin07 December 23, 2007

Yeetus My Meatus

An enigmatic racing driver who's claim to fame dates back to March 2020 during the official Formula 1 #Challenge Lando event, in which a selection of F1 fans were chosen to take part in a race against Formula 1 driver Lando Norris. One such "lucky fan" was the infamous Yeetus_My_Meatus who rose to fame after not only hitting Lando around on the opening lap, but causing him to spin later on in the race. After a making Norris look like a Sunday driver in the lower echelons of club-level motor-racing, Yeetus went on to finish an amazing 3rd place. However since then, this mysterious personality has disappeared from the mainstream audience, leading to the continuous demand of their return with the hashtag #ChallengeYeetus and #BringBackYeetus.

Nobody officially knows what may have happened to this legendary super-being, but all can guess is that they are almost certainly not a fan of Lando.

"Yeetus My Meatus closes the door!" - Jack Nicholls, 2020

by BaldoNorris1999 July 22, 2020

My Summer Car

A game made in finland that takes place in 1995 that makes 12 year old or younger americans think they are finnish teenagers and know a lot of mechanics for cars

Kid 1: "Hey dude can you help me with my math homework?"
Kid 2: "soumi perkele i do not know math i ned fletarri to woerk on my satsooma in My Summer Car haist vutti perkele helvete"

by Chanulet October 27, 2019