Captain Jack Syndrome

When your inner compass points you towards booty, the thing you most desire.

Nick: Damn, what was up with Rob last night? Never seen him hunt a girl so hard.
Mike: Ah dude, she is the hottest girl in school! That booty gave him Captain Jack Syndrome.

by Hook Me Choob June 16, 2016

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Little Jack Horner

When your having sex doggy-style, and one slides their thumb into their partners butthole

Last night during sex, I surprised my girlfriend with a Little Jack Horner

by ChristmasPie April 21, 2020

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jack off olympics

Spending your entire day jacking off.

Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.

by donb2 April 22, 2012

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Jack watts spliff

The most shittest roll you'll ever see in your life. It cant be smoked and shouldnt be smoked.

Yoo my guys gone and rolled a jack watts spliff

by BigmanStuffenit October 21, 2019

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jimmy jacking around

Messing around, especially when it comes to a job or important activity. Could also be a reference to beating a dead horse when it comes to getting a machine or important piece of equipment to work.

Steve said that Dave was jimmy jacking around so he got yelled at. Because Dave's a lazy fat nerd and nobody likes him.

Look I'm not going to jimmy jack around with that head gasket, just get an expensive mechanic to do it!

by crudmonkey December 3, 2020

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