Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.
I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap
by Klfeeedome September 20, 2015
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slap on the tour bus

Getting pussy on the tour bus
Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.
by SoSerene October 28, 2017
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Billy goat slap

"Billy goat slap" the action where you grip your scrotum with your hand and slap someone with your balls
by Billy goat slap by the don December 16, 2016
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Triple Slap

The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.
“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’
by Vasquevos February 10, 2024
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gucci slap

After being fucked out of the Gucci flip flops that you threw on to fuck another man's bitch and as a result of the tremendous ass throwing skills of said bitch, its the act of enthusiastically striking either of the thot's buttocks with the intention of both congratulating her efforts and leaving the word Gucci emblazoned on her cheeks.
Darnell: Bruh I was fucking my uncles wife from the back. She was feeling it, she started yelling "DO IT! DO IT!" So I let them shits go.
Bruh: Oh shit son, you gonna get her pregnant again.
Darnell: Yeah probably. She was mad as shit, she didn't want the cream filling, she just wanted a gucci slap.
Bruh: So what you do?
Darnell: I gucci slapped that bitch. She earned it.
by Jaydubble April 06, 2016
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big mac slap

When a fat man is doing a girl from behind he lifts his belly up and slaps it on the females back
I couldn’t believe it bro, not only did she let me smash, she let me Big Mac Slap my fat gut on her back
by Bigmacslapdaddy July 03, 2018
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slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.
Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.
by TheGa1eFund February 02, 2019
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