Sex Mercenary

Politically correct term for whores.

I hired a sex mercenary last night to knock my junk around.

by Zachary352 March 13, 2014

courtesy sex

What happens when it wold be considered rude not to have sex with someone due to a sense of expectation or obligation.

Stormy wasn't remotely attracted to Donald, but she really wanted to leave, so she gave in and had courtesy sex with him.

by youbitchesneedscience December 26, 2018

sex blink

When one has a momentary flashback to an extreamly pleasurable situation. Usually acompanied by an audible sigh or weak knees.

"Dude was that a sex blink?! She totally just had a sex blink, dude I bet it was about you!"

by yankeecandle February 8, 2015

gay sex

The term "Gay Sex" is used when asking someone guy or girl if they would like to play the roblox game known as Criminality.

Hey python wanna have gay sex?

by LakeofB April 4, 2022

Supreme Sex

There are 2 Supreme Sexes (i.e., Super Man and Super Woman). Supreme Sexes reign supreme over all other sex/gender identities, because we are biologically born the sex that we are. And while being our sex, we don’t dilute ourselves by masquerading as something else entirely, while claiming to be that something else.

Person 1: You’re Cis right?

Person 2: No, I’m not. Actually, to assume that I would subscribe to such fooler, is quite offensive. I’m not Cis, because I don’t believe that I was “assigned” my sex at birth, nor do I think I could “identify” out of it. My sex was rather recognized at birth, and I embrace that fact.

Person 1: So that makes you what, exactly?

Person 2: It makes me the Supreme Sex.

by Justine Wheeler March 13, 2021

Sex Ferret

A woman, or twink, who is like a sexualized ferret. Small, acrobatic and playful. This is the sort of person who grabs you underneath a table and steals your undershorts in the morning.

Guy: Hey, that girl Jeannie is a real sex ferret. It was unbelievable.

Friend: I live down the hall from her, it sure smells like it.

by VCU Student At Large January 9, 2011

Lap Sex

One step away from being sex during a lap dance.

"Last night at the club, this 6 foot tall chick walked over to my chair and gave me a great lap dance. It was so close to just being lap sex."
"Nice bro!"

by peaches c3pO August 17, 2012