sparkle penis 

Edward Cullen's penis in the novel series Twilight. Since he is a vampire who sparkles, it's only logical that his penis sparkles as well.

It is assumed that because Robert Pattison is playing Cullen in the Twilight movie, he will has a sparkle penis as well.

"My, what a sparkly... sparkle penis!"

sparkle penis by rpattzfan91 June 27, 2008

my penis 

landen was rubbing his dicc today so i thought id make this

Me: What do you want the word to be on urban dictionary
Landen: My Penis!

my penis by yellow ball with a face on it January 18, 2019

a penis 

a flower waiting to bloom and grows enormous.

take a penis and watch it grow!

a penis by loltech1337 December 18, 2018

Helicopter Penis 

Created when a nude man successfully attempts to take flight by swinging his penis in circles like the blades on a helicopter.

"What's that in the sky?"
"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No you fuckin morons! Get your fuckin eyes checked, it's just Joe -- he finally got his helicopter penis up and running."

Helicopter Penis by that1dud3 November 30, 2009

shattered penis 

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.

"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."

shattered penis by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

Schrödinger's Penis 

The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.

Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.

Schrödinger's Penis by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

your penis 

is very small.

Damn, your penis is very small!

your penis by Minecraft1238 February 14, 2019