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Hospital Dick

When a man is in the hospital and for no apparent reason his dick decides to become the smallest it’s ever been before.resembling some sort of baby dick or a huge clitorus.
My dick used to be someone what impressive intelligence yesterday day when I went into the hospital.now all I have is a useless hospital dick.fml
by Dz's Nutz May 18, 2021
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Dick Funk

A close relation to Swamp Nuts exempt the penis has a funky odor.
I really liked my ex boyfriend but we broke up because he had serious Dick Funk
by SMD111 July 2, 2017
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corona dick

when you get an erection multiple times per day because you have way too much free time, especially when being quarantined indefinitely.
Friend: Dude get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.
by Tkashh April 26, 2020
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Dick Finale

Producing and ejaculating enough semen that the woman is completely drenched beyond recognition. It is also considered an encasing of cum on a woman.
Duuuude I gave that chick a dick finale!
OMG, he gave me a Dick Finale and I had to shower for hours to get everything off.
by DorkyDes14 January 9, 2021
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Descending Dick

A sexual technique that uses downward momentum to propel the man's genitalia into a waiting partner. The catalyst for the downward momentum is irrelevant as it is only important that the mans ankle smacker is being pulled down by gravity into the eager counterpart for the move to be deemed "Descending Dick".
Melon gave me some mad descending dick in the hammock last night woooweee.
by Melon Toucher December 29, 2016
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blog dicking

To cut in line while commenting on someone's blog.

For example, someone posted something on comment 3 that either is appreciated or detested, another person can cut in right below that person's comment and either praise or blast them.

Blog dicking is especially fantastic when a drama meltdown breaks on someone's topic. People will be blog dicking left and right to tell the offender how much they suck. AMAZING!
"I'm going to blog dick her in the face if she keeps blog dicking his blog today."
by Mrs. Ekko June 29, 2010
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Dick Stable

noun, plural -bles,

1.
Anatomy, Zoology .
a.
the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals. Compare oviduct.
b.
a sheathlike part or organ.
2.
Botany . the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.

3.
Just another word for vagina.
HNIC505 would like to visit your mom's dick stable.

Or
Your mom's dick stable has seen many stallions.
by hnic505 January 5, 2012
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