Harry Potter time

When you are trying to have sly sex with your parents in the house with the TV on.

We are going to have some Harry Potter time

by Knotty191 January 1, 2017

caffeine time travel

The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.

Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.

by TheQuantumMadness August 8, 2022

Gentleman's Relaxation Time

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.

Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.

by StainlessSteal July 7, 2011

trippin in the night time

when two people over the age 35 have sex loud enough for their high school children to hear

"omg my mom was trippin in the night time last night "

by anonymous February 26, 2023

Story Avira Time

That one guy

Person: Do you know Story Avira Time?

Person 2: OH YEAH HES AWESOME

by FaxMachine_OnlySpitFax July 16, 2021

first time cool

When a loser gets to college and gets to experience being cool for the first time.

Alex who is 5’6 has fucked 9 girls the first two weeks of school because he is “first time cool”

by kenya_ligma September 12, 2021

part-time fuckboy

a troubled teen who is a dick 90% of the time but can't fully commit to the fuckery of a fuckboy

That part-time fuckboy is wearing elite socks and his fat ankles are flying out everywhere.

by slutsrock May 14, 2016