brown volcano

when one defacates onto a females chest in between her breasts, then squeezes the breast together, thus forming the "brown volcano."

She'd recieved the angry pirate and the frothy walrus, but the brown volcano took the cake.

by Chris Walkup April 30, 2008

Brown Flag

When you shit yourself while racing in a motorsports event.

Renan thought for sure he was going to flip when he went off in Turn 9, but he collected it and kept racing, only to have to pull off the next lap for a brown flag.

by NASA_CRX May 22, 2008

Brown Eye BBQ

The act of lubing up a penis with BBQ sauce, fucking a girl in the ass, then when finished- insert a savory chicken wing into her butthole which "sauces it up", and feeding it to her. Not to be confused with the "Dirty Buffalo Wing".

Friend 1. "Man, those wings were good last night."

Friend 2. "Yeah, I took some home and had a Brown Eye BBQ with my girlfriend."

by 8172 September 6, 2009

brown voice

A voice so deep, that whom ever has it can sing the brown note (a note so deep, it makes you poop yourself).

Originated in the whom of the mother of the deep voiced person. Known not to be fully functional until about the age of 14. Also, the posseser of the voice is usually always pestered to read various things because of their deep and amazing voice.

Hey guy, you have a brown voice.

Really?

Yeah, because I just shit myself when you said "really"

by ProfessorWordMakingPerson February 10, 2010

Brown Derby

The act of having anal sex with multiple partners during the same session.

Is Steve coming for a drink tonight? Don't think so mate, last I heard he was lining up a brown derby with those two from last week.

by Def in Vegas February 3, 2013

lazy brown cat

A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.

Holy shit! I just took a sick dump, defintely an LBC

by Jared March 21, 2005

Scott Brown Cosmo

noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.

alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.

etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.

"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."

"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."

"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."

by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010