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Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.
I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in
by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021
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Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day

You Slap Your Tallest Friend AS HARD AS YOU COULD
Hey Its Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day! SO YOU BETTER RUN!
by Lasaaaaa September 28, 2021
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Kiki Slap

A sexual act where a woman has the helm of her vagina slapped by the three primary fingers while the pinky is bent and covered by the thumb.
"Gabby had a rough day so I cheered her up with some Kiki Slaps to set her right.
by ModernEnglishEducation June 10, 2019
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Danish Slap

When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.
"Yo bro, just gave my girl a Danish Slap, she fucking loved it"
by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025
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Jap Slap

It means multiple things. Basically, its a WWII reference, meaning:

1. Karate chop. Japanese were known by soldiers for their superior hand to hand combat skills, particularly in karate.

2. To strike a person unexpectedly, similarly to a sucker punch.

3. Loosely, it refers to an unexpected attack or ambush.
Wow! Did you see Tom get into a fight, yesterday? He hit that guy with a vicious jap slap and almost knocked him out.
by Legendary63 July 21, 2018
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National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo

Bob: Jamie let me slap u

Jamie: why

Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair
by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023
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Slap

Damn, this music slaps bro
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 18, 2022
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