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simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.
Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad
by Somanyants August 29, 2022
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Simp

A simp is otherwise known as Mr. Ghostman, the biggest simp
GHOST: oh my god you’re so hot (any egirl)
ROSE: oh ghost ur such a simp! not even ur dogs like you cmon man.
by roseeeyy November 20, 2020
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Simp

Someone who has SO much simpathy
Man I am such a simp for the homeless!
by Jaundice Depp November 7, 2023
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Simp

Do not listen to those jake boys who call guys simps because they respect women.

A simp is person who does too much.
not a person who respects the opposit gender/same gender.
Dude: Yo, i just bought my significant other a whole car, and random gifts.

his piece of shit friend: dude..your a simp.
by swaggy short boy April 6, 2021
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Simp

she’s a simp no cap
by hehshfhshshsjshajsjxj September 13, 2020
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Simp

A person who obsesses over another person who has no interest in being with them. To the point where they're being toxic to themselves at the idea of being with said person.
Dude, why did they donate $100 to this person's stream just to say they like them.

Because they're a Simp.
by ZeWeazy May 16, 2021
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Simp

When a guy named aleyus dated a girl named jenny and ditched Jacob and us for her after school or to walk with his "best friend "
me:where tf us aleyus,
jacob:idk I saw him walking with jenny after school
me:what a simp, gay
by simp dectector March 25, 2020
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