Spangle Dick

When one over indulges on drugs, only to find the ability to get an errection is none existent.

I wanted to shag this girl at a festival, but I took to much MDMA and got spangle dick

by BeatboxBadman April 18, 2018

Dick Sweat

when a person works out then rubs his wrist on his groin

yo nigga dont tough me with that dick sweat!

by fagpartol May 22, 2018

Dick Twist

Mostly used to cheer someone on in a fight. For example in an MMA Fight. Is also commonly used as an inside joke.

"Grab his dick and twist it, you twist that dick! Twist his dick! Good O'l Dick Twist!" - A guy in the crowd cheering for a fighter at an MMA fight.

by Accailyn November 2, 2021

The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

Dali dick

1. A dick that droops; specifically over time or from repeated use (clock cock)

2. A cock with a unique or quirky shape. This dick often has a strange tilt or curve.

1. "Sorry baby, I can't right now. You gave me Dali dick"

2. "Matt is super hot but he's got total Dali dick"

by Matmantha September 3, 2014

dick in the shade

To out-alpha someone. To do something that makes someone else's action (which was until then thought of as manly) look less impressive.

A: I've fixed the radio
B: I've built this plasma screen TV!
C to D : Well that put his dick in the shade.

by jonesc55 May 11, 2016

dick click

When a man surfs the women of the internet, clicking from one broad to another. He is know to click the mouse with his dick. Figuratively speaking.

I caught my boyfriend dick clicking my friends on facebook.

by anahicamina February 6, 2013