Dump n jump

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

N+

The second installment in the N series. N+ is a game where you are a ninja in a world taken over by robots. You have no weapons or defense against these robots, so you are forced to retreat. The game has a multiplayer online and local competition. The game was rated a G.O.T.Y.

My friend: Hey dude, wanna play N+?
Me: Yeah, sure! Come on!

by djsafkljslkaj September 26, 2019

Arya N

A god that rides taxis. Also Smith has no neck and drives a taxi while eating curry

Arya N! Amith has no neck

by DankMemer-69 September 27, 2019

Pick n Roll

When ya eating the booty like groceries and also make your tongue muscles flex so it can go inside booty hole.

😝 common face made while performing the pick n roll

Don’t just toss the salad. Hit me with that pick n roll

by Grimmy Poo September 29, 2019

I'm a(n) _____

you get to fill in the blank with your purpose of life. What makes you tick?

I'm a(n) _____. (creative)

by AIDAS OALA October 2, 2019

flip n finish

After a long session plunging your trouser truncheon up your loved ones "no entry", you do them the courtesy of "flipping" them so they can watch you "finish"...

like a gentleman.

God, Keiran was so lovely last night, he drove so far to see me and he even gave me a Flip n finish!

by Sexcop October 11, 2019

Dream-'n-cream

wet dream or nocturnal erection or some shit
verb: dream'n-'n-cream'n

During male Pubescence, the occasional dream-'n-cream is expected.

by TweakGod October 14, 2019