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Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018
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SLAP YOUR SMALLER FRIEND DAY

Every day between the 2nd-6th of February is slap your shorter friend day (SYSFD)
I can't wait for Slap Your Smaller Friend Day
by Twopeice February 1, 2023
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slap the tip

1) send her a vid of u fapping
2) slap the tip of your penis on camera
girl: heyy zaddy im horny frfr
boy: oh? what do u want me to do ab it?
girl: slap the tip
by k_lolziesUwU April 22, 2022
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swine slap

to hit someone in their pig nose
i just gave him a swine slap for putting his pig nose where it didn't belong!
by piggy peggy March 25, 2012
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Bitch Slap

To smack/slap someone in the face with the back of your hand in a whip like manner.
"Damn, that girl got bitch slaped"
"Girl, I'm gonna bitch slap you so hard, you are gonna look like your mamma."
by Dun Bos May 22, 2014
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Slap the Box

To be said as a response to a retarded remark made by a friend or family member.
Ross " I went Tennesse when I was 7, it's nice have you been to America?"

Simon "yeah went to florida a few years ago, its amazing, have you ever been to America?"

Ross " errr slap the box mate."
by willziam December 22, 2013
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The slaps

That old lady’s been on the slaps all day
by Tippytoppy September 13, 2022
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