short d*ck anthem

A person with male genitals who is under 5"5 and has a temper that goes off when their "ego" is diminished. This temper outburst usually ends with chaos tk all those around the "short d*ck anthem" person.

Flora- What is Joey's issue this time, he is yelling at everyone and having a temper tantrum"?

Erin- " Oh he is just upset he can't reach the top shelf so we offered him a ladder"!
Flora- " Ya It must be his " short d*ck anthem"!

Erin- Definitely hurt his ego to be acting "short d*ck anthem vibes"..

by Joyceepoocroo May 6, 2024

D MONSTER

A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".

"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"

by StainyStench November 9, 2022

Deprivation of going brazy on the D

The absents of big dick energy in your life

Big shot left her in deprivation of going brazy on the D

by Big shot March 31, 2019

D Markeion

D Markeion… where do I start he is a fine ass boy, he is very nice, caring, and helpful. There are days where you don’t wanna fuck with him bc he has his days.

He is a wonderful boyfriend he is nice love physically touch but hates when you get to where everything is about physical touch.

You have to love D Markeions they are js the whole package.

Damn you see D Markeion td.
Yea he was lookin fine as hell.
Riiii gurl he js need to come home.

by theylovesnicole December 8, 2024

Karissa`d

When you receive a text from someone, see it, and completely ignore it for a very, very long time.

Ohhhh, you just got karissa`d !

by MattyMooo November 30, 2016

D&H

When you need double the hung men. MMF threesome. May include eiffel towers, spit roasting, DP, and anything requiring two luscious cocks.

I need some D&H this weekend, one cock will not be enough.

by InsidiousMuse April 3, 2023

Kelly D Johnson

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!

by biebercakes August 23, 2011