by Sethsterwastaken April 24, 2024
Get the Lanky Boxmug. by Don “Freak” Smith September 5, 2024
Get the Box Officemug. Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios
by marckowski January 6, 2023
Get the Jizz boxmug. by EkkolocaJhin June 26, 2018
Get the Box of Friesmug. The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018
Get the The German Tissue Boxmug. A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.
Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018
Get the Moo Boxmug. by jimabobaway March 23, 2011
Get the dome flavored face boxmug.