Lanky Box

an insult used for someone who's over 6'0 and obese.

fat and tall guy: hey guys
some asshole: gtfo you lanky box

by Sethsterwastaken April 24, 2024

Box Office

A place where a girl gets her box eaten, IE your bedroom.

Don: I’m gonna take that girl to the box office
Logan: Yeah you bouta get FREAKY!

by Don “Freak” Smith September 5, 2024

Jizz box

Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios

love, im feeling funky can we do a jizz box tonight

by marckowski January 6, 2023

Box of Fries

Another term for a blowjob.

Back in my day, a box of fries could get you A LOT.

by EkkolocaJhin June 26, 2018

The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018

Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018

dome flavored face box

What you shoot video game charters in; i.e the head.

shot 'em in his dome flavored face box

by jimabobaway March 23, 2011